| Waiting for Convalescence |
[03 Dec 2009|03:42am] |
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Up from the miasma
powerful as a solar flare,
volcanoes erupt molten ash,
excreting fire and power
from ventilation ducts far below the sea.
The ocean, aflame, rises from meteorite storm clouds.
Automatic burst-fire, like a pulsar's radiation
fills the world a human presence...
Pain, anguish, desire, frustration.
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| Circles of Hell |
[29 Nov 2009|03:48am] |
Barack Obama
Circle I Limbo Bill Gates
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Steve Jobs
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights Democrats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Ong Bak
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands Mufasa Higglebottoms
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Sham Wow
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell |
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| Gentle Giant |
[06 Feb 2008|02:26pm] |
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what else? GENTLE GIANT! |
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the GREATEST band on the face of the planet.
download them - NOW!
or your face will implode and you'll look like Harry Seltzer
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[24 Jan 2008|01:28am] |
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A final flight into the sky resonates of beauty and of silence. The two seem to go hand in hand together in life, as when one is beautiful the recipient of that beauty is completely and utterly silent. Where did summer go? Where all the beauty and wisdom of nature wore silky clothes and showed milky skin, the kind that is hidden underneath all the layers of protection that machinist culture produces in a need-to-have basis. Capitalism, pfft. All it is is some marxist regime directed towards the ideological culture of today's society surrounded by bullshit needs like the goddamn iPhone. What kind of morons think that by appealing to teenagers they'll make money? The same morons that DO make shitloads of it. That's what's so goddamn sad. Fucking... kids only think they need this bullshit because the friggen' companies market them so highly and tell us we need them. Let's build us a time machine and transport back to the 70's where we didn't need any of this shit. Goddammit. Let's do it. Let's go back and introduce everyone to the same philosophy bullshit we have today. Let's teach them about Ayn Rand's Objectivism or Aristotle's ethical view of Virtue. Some shit like that. I say shit because hippies would look at that and never have held any huge concerts like Woodstock. Goddamn, the hippies are coo. Let's create sommmore. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a hippie. Spread peace, love and joy. You know what else? Cheeze whiz. If only hippies had cheeze whiz. Then they'd be set for life and never need to protest anything. Not even 'nam. 'Cause then even the soldiers would be hippies!
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[24 Oct 2006|04:54pm] |
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oh how horrible life is,
i can't believe my dad is going to south africa for TWO WHOLE WEEKS :'(
hrm... that means the house is empty...
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[04 Sep 2006|08:25pm] |
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Semester 1:
Chem - Moreira
Calc - Feldman
Literature - Wagman
Leadership - Burt
====Lunch====
Semester 2:
====Lunch====
English - Wagman
Writer's Craft - Ramadori
West & World - Brydie
Philosophy - Necoloff
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| WOOOOOOAH! |
[18 May 2006|05:11pm] |
SUBJECT: ROSETTA STONED TRIP:
Q: "I don't know why but I had the urge to ask you about Rosetta Stoned, obviously the song in 10,000 Days. Was the character in the song you at one point on your life? Maybe eating Krispy-Kremes along side the old silver Coleman??? Whoever that was, sitting outside their 'need to know post' had one hell of a night in that story. If it's not you then just say so."
A: Since the late 1980s, on some fifty plus trips to the area in question (the one that is 130 miles north of Las Vegas), along with Danny Carey, I have been detained, searched at gunpoint, questioned, and severely fined (but not killed ? I'm fairly certain, but one never knows when it comes to black ops) for 'accidentally' penetrating the Restricted Zone. I have been issued (along with Danny) papers from the Installation Commander instructing me to never again trespass on the nonexistent military facility. I have a nom de plume when looking for things like the silent attack plane called "Pumpkin Seed", but no one seems to remember this. I have been gassed (?) and rendered unconscious while camping on Campfire Hill by mysterious persons in camouflage fatigues driving white Jeep Cherokees. I have found a scorpion in my sleeping bag in the morning (very funny, cammo dudes!) I have seen what I believe to be the greenish plasma glow of a secret experimental hypersonic craft which some call the TR-3B. I have seen extremely bright golden-orange globes suspected in the night sky (UAVs or infrared suppression flares?). I have peered down upon America's most famous secret base (which doesn't exist) from my 'bleacher' seat on Freedom Ridge (now part of the Restricted Zone) and signed the guest register (rock) with a black Sharpie. I have also spied on the extensive installation (hangers, radar facilities, fuel-tanks, etc.) through a Celestron telescope from the nearby "White Sides" viewpoint (also now part of the Restricted Zone). I have marked the trail leading to "Freedom Ridge" with highly-reflective metallic gold ribbons attached to Joshua trees (numerous times as the cammo dudes kept taking them down after I left the area). I have seen "Old Faithful" at 4:50 AM, but sure as hell didn't think it was anything even remotely extraterrestrial, Sean David Morton! I have passed close to silver-globed ammonia detectors and I am a human being. I have been 'sandblasted' and harassed by a modified black pavehawk helicopter equipped with "Puff the Magic Dragon." I have been tailed, listened to on parabolic microphones, videotaped, and subjected to all manner of psychological warfare tactics by security personnel near the perimeter of the base. I have blasted Philip Glass' "1000 Airplanes on the Roof" while kicking up clouds of plutonium-laden dust in rental SUVs. I have messed with motion sensors on BLM (i.e. public land!) I have seen Kat start to get naked for a photo by the 'No Photography' signs until illuminated by blinding spotlights from the (obviously gay) cammo dudes. I have eavesdropped on sensitive military channels with a decent scanner and heard conversations between "Dreamland Control" and the various JANET flights. I have witnessed all sorts of activity over both Groom and Papoose dry-lake beds from the famous Black Mailbox. I have seen meteors, exploding fireballs, astronomical chromatics, strange aerial lights, red dots, unusual jet contrails, satellites (!!!), and more stars than you can imagine (including the Andromeda galaxy) on moonless nights. I have seen Joe Travis drink more cans of Old Milwaukee and smoke more cigarettes than there are stars in the night sky (even on a moonless night). I have experienced "missing time," but don't necessarily think it was the result of boron-stealing EBEs who like strawberry ice cream. I have seen mutilated cattle on the unfenced range near highway 375 and almost hit perfectly camouflaged cattle standing in the middle of the road. I have hit too many jackrabbits to count on dirt spurs in the buffer zone and have been issued two speeding tickets at the Alamo speed trap by Lincoln County sheriffs. I have bought filet mignon from a Chevron gas station while on the way to Highway 375. I have taken the rusted springs from a melted M1 tank at LN 31.5 and used them as candle-holders. I have explored abandoned mine shafts and pondered the message of the sacred monument of the Aaronic Order. I have fired a Desert Eagle and an AR-15 with tracer rounds. I have seen the absurd ID4 ceremonies, and watched as the famous "Black Mailbox" (from the Medlin Ranch) was auctioned off for a little over a thousand dollars. I have heard tremendous sonic booms from B-2 Stealth bombers (Aurora?) that rattled the nerves of those in the Little A-le-Inn (along with the precious bottles of liquor). I have seen Norio Hayakawa sing Willie Nelson (or was it Waylon Jennings?) and other paranoid members of the anti-Illuminati give funny (unintentionally funny) speeches. I have also listened to Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II from Alpha Draconis. I have chugged cans of Budweiser while Chuck Clark sipped Diet Cokes (all the while showing me some very interesting photographs that he took in the area). I have pulled giant moths from bowls of Coyote Café salsa and from plastic cups of strong margaritas. I have found my missing half-full (I'm an optimist) bottle of Corona with a night vision scope. I have made a damn spicy Indian Vindaloo dinner on a sputtering camp stove. I have had spaghetti on Wednesday nights at the Inn (the best night to view tests of the Lazar/Testor "sport model UFO). I have had dozens of A-le-Inn burgers (without cheese) and sampled Pat's famous chili. I have charred hotdogs over fires, and put Pat's famous chili over charred hotdogs when I probably should have been making jackrabbit stew, BUT I HAVE NEVER EATEN A KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUT AT AREA 51 or anywhere else (and I don't own a pair of Birkenstock sandals, shoes, clogs or otherwise). Therefore, the identity of the person unfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your feelings about these things) enough to have the encounter as described in "Rosetta Stoned" is only known by MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (and perhaps a few others). It was not I, although I once saw a similar type out by "Campfire Hill"? a good place to get gassed if that's your thing. Anyway, it's all about the boron.
(from beautiful Malibu)
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[01 Mar 2006|03:12am] |
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Guess who's pick I got handed to me.
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| the ball is in the court.... of the crimson king... |
[27 Feb 2006|10:38pm] |
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neurotica-king crimson |
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new Danko Jones cd:
it's great, but i'm sorry, Born A Lion > all other Danko.
man, life is the greatness right now.
greatest classes this semester.
Guitar, Anthropology/Sociology/Psychology, Philosopy, and Chemistry.
all I've done for the past two weeks in half my classes is watch movies.
we just finished A Beautiful Mind, and we're starting Bicentennial Man.
awesomeness?
and oh boy. guess who's seeing O P E T H tomorrow. that's right... yours truly.
fuck I hope they have an awesome set - I'm missing a Chem. test
p.s. you must all download Ween, they are awesome.
"Beluga Whale, or Rosie O'Donnell"
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[21 Nov 2005|08:14pm] |
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neal & jack & me - king crimson |
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How many songs in total?
1903 (yes, it's gone down, i have no room)
Sort by Song Title - first and last?
(-) Ions - Tool
Zwitter - Rammstein
Sort by Artist - first and last?
A Static Lullaby
Zz Top
Sort by Time - first and last?
0:06 ---> 13 - Fantômas
37:18 ---> MX/Damone - Deftones
Sort by Album - first and last?
...the skill to kill - ceremonial snips
You Could Have It So Much Better With Franz Franz Ferdinand - franz ferdinand
Find "sex" - how many songs show up?
43
Find "death" - how many songs show up?
79
Find "love" - how many songs show up?
38
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| holy shit! |
[26 Oct 2005|07:40pm] |
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I've realized what I want to be when I grow up!
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----------A FIREFIGHTER!----------
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Yes, yes yes people. A firefighter! And yes I know I'll have to be immensely fit and strength-ful, but I can do it - in fact I'm halfway there!
Stamina!
Anyways, I've made a guidance appointment about it on monday and I'm really hyped about this. No this is not my lazy way out of school.
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DANKO JONES IS COMING TO TORONTO...
BUT IT'S A 19-FUCKING-PLUS SHOW.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15891104-13762,00.html
FUCK UP.^^^
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[03 Sep 2005|01:28pm] |
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Megadeth |
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Nobody seems to like their schedules this year.
1st Semester
1 - Fitness
2 - World History
3 - English
4 - Lunch
5 - Individual Economy**
2nd Semester
1 - Experienced Guitar*
2 - Lunch**
3 - Intro to Entrepreneural**
4 - Functions*
5 - Chemistry
* I switched out of these bullshit classes
** Do not want this class/Do not want this class at this time
In other news I really really like Megadeth. They're really interesting and are a great band. Dave Mustaine is fucking crazy! He's written every single Megadeth album and two Metallica albums.
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| funny story of the day: |
[10 Aug 2005|11:17pm] |
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my cat, sammy, has gotten so fat...
that we had to buy him an entirely new litter box (for those cat n00bz, a cat washroom) just so he could fit in it.
yes, his ass has gotten so big that he hasn't been able to take a shit in his litter box for about two weeks today.
oh sammy you fat fucker...
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| I am just a spectator. |
[20 Jun 2005|10:02am] |
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the worst parents are the ones that force you to play with other kids.
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